HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE

 

NARRATOR: Think your life's tough? Ever had a lousy day? Harry Potter has. Almost every day is a lousy day. But that's all about to change in (HOLDS UP TITLE)

HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE

Scene one

NARRATOR: A MAN IN A NIGHT DARK CLOAK, AWASH WITH STARS, APPEARS AT THE END OF THE STREET. HE DRAWS SOMETHING FROM HIS ROBE AND CLICKS IT. AS HE DOES, THE STREET LAMP NEAREST HIM GOES OUT. HE CLICKS IT 5 MORE TIMES, AND THE REMAINING 5 STREETLIGHTS GO OUT. HE THEN ADVANCES TOWARD A WALL WHERE A CAT IS SLEEPING. HE SITS DOWN NEXT TO THE CAT, AND SAYS HELLO TO IT.

 

DUMBLEDOR: Fancy seeing you here, Professor McGonagall

 

NARRATOR: TURNS TO SMILE AT CAT, BUT IN ITS PLACE, IS A WOMAN

 

 

DUMBLEDOR: Have you been sitting here all day, when you could have been celebrating?

 

MC GONAGALL: Oh yes, everyone's celebrating, all right. They should be more careful. Even the Muggles have noticed something is fishy

 

DUMBLEDOR: You can't blame all of the witches and wizards. We've had so little to celebrate for 11 years.

 

MC GONAGALL: I know that you're right, but people are being so careless, talking about all of this in front of Muggles! Dumbledor, is what they are saying true? Is You-know-who really gone?

DUMBLEDOR: It certainly seems so. We have a lot to be thankful for.

 

MC GONAGALL: As I say, even if You-know-who has gone-

 

DUMBLEDOR: Professor, please. You are a sensible person. I wish that you would call him by his name, which is Voldemort, and NOT you-know-who.

 

 MC GONAGALL: All right, Voldemort!

.

 

MC GONAGALL: They are also saying that he killed Lily and James Potter- Is that true

 

DUMBLEDORE NODS HIS HEAD

 

MC GONAGALL: Lily and James, I can't believe it.

 

DUMBLEDOR: I know, Minerva, I know.

 

MC GONAGALL: That's not all. They're saying he tried to kill the Potters son, Harry. But he couldn't. Voldemort's power somehow broke, and that's why he's gone.

 

DUMBLEDORE NODS

 

 

DUMBLEDOR: Hagrid will be bringing little Harry to live here at his aunt and uncle's house

 

 

 

 

MC GONAGALL: Here!? You can't put him here! These people are the mugglest of the muggles!

 

DUMBLEDOR: Its best for him, he won’t be a celebrity everywhere he goes

 

MC GONAGALL: I understand

 

HAGRID APPEARS WITH BABY HARRY IN HIS ARMS     

 

HAGRID: I'm going to miss 'im

 

MC GONAGALL: we all will

 

HAGRID: Can I say good-bye to him?

 

DUMBLEDOR: Of course you can say good-bye to him, Hagrid.

 

HAGRID: Goodbye, harry

 

BLACKOUT

 

 Scene two

TEN YEARS LATER

 

NARRATOR:  Ten years later, at Harry’s aunt and uncle's house

 

AUNT PETUNIA: RAPS ON DOOR TO WAKE HARRY UP Wake up! Go watch the bacon and make sure that it doesn't burn. Everything must be perfect for Duddy's birthday1

 

HARRY: Ugh

 

AUNT PETUNIA: What did you say?

 

HARRY: Nothing, Aunt Petunia

 

AUNT PETUNIA: Are you up yet?

 

HARRY: Almost

 

AUNT PETUNIA: Humph

 

 

IN THE KITCHEN, DUDLEY DURSLEY OPENS HIS NUMOROUSE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

 

DUDLEY: I want MORE presents!!!!!

 

AUNT PETUNIA: We'll get you some more Dudders!

 

DUDLEY: All right.

 

UNCLE VERNON: Little tyke!

 

NARRATOR: Later on in the day, harry gets in trouble, and Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon lock him away in his cupboard under the stairs

 

                                                                        Scene three

 

NARRATOR: The next morning, the mail is delivered and Harry picks it up, he is surprised to see a  letter for himself. Harry gives the mail to Uncle Vernon, who spies Harry's letter, and takes it from him, reads it and destroys it.  Over the next few days, the Dursleys receive many letters for Harry, and like before Harry is not allowed to read them. Finally, Uncle Vernon can’t stand it any more, and he makes everyone get in the car, then he drives all over the place until he reaches the sea, were he rents a boat, and they row out to a small, two-room hut on a rock, where Uncle Vernon swears that no one will be able to get any letters to Harry. Harry feels rather terribly , because tonight is his birthday ,and no one has remembered. Sadly. He goes to sleep feeling quite miserable.

 

 

LATER THAT NIGHT

 

THERE IS A LOUD KNOCK ON THE DOOR

 

DUDLEY: Where's the cannon?

 

HAGRID ENTERS

 

HAGRID: Hiya Harry!

GOES OVER TO THE SOFA, AND SITS NEXT TO DUDLEY

 

HAGRID: Last time I saw you, you were just a tiny little baby!

 

UNCLE VERNON: Get out of this house this instant!

 

HAGRID: Aw, shut yer mouth yer great prune! Anyway, Harry, a very happy birthday to you!

 

HARRY: Who are you!

 

HAGRID LAUGHS

 

HAGRID: I’m Hagrid, the keeper of the keys at Hogwarts.

 

HARRY: What’s Hogwarts?

 

HAGRID: Your don’t know about Hogwarts!?

 

HARRY: No, I’m sorry

 

HAGRID: you shouldn’t be sorry -- HE should be sorry!        

               POINTS AT UNCLE  VERNON

 

HAGRID: Do ya mean to tell me that this boy knows nothing-nothing at all?

 

UNCLE VERNON: If you’re talking about that stupid school, no.

 

HAGRID: That’s not all I’m talking about!

 

HARRY: I know some things like math and spelling and-

 

HAGRID: That’s not what I mean, I’m talking about my world, yer parents world, and what should be your world!

 

UNCLE VERNON: Stop, stop! I demand that you tell him no more!

 

HAGRID: Aw, go boil your heads you two muggles!

 

HARRY: What did you call them?

 

HAGRID: Muggles, and that’s what they are too!

 

HARRY: What’s a muggle?

 

HAGRID: A muggle is a non-magic person, and BIGGER muggles I’ve never seen!

 

HARRY: So I’m a muggle to, right?

 

HAGRID:  Of course your not! Not Harry Potter, the son of Lily and James Potter, No sir!

 

HARRY: Why not?

 

HAGRID: Why not!? Yer parents were only about the greatest wizards imaginable, few like ‘em

 

HARRY: You aren’t serious, are you

 

HAGRID: Of course I’m serious! Anyway, I’ve got to go with ya to get your school supplies, so you can go to Hogwarts

 

UNCLE VERNON: he’s not going!

 

HAGRID: I’d like to see you stop him!

 Now go ter sleep Harry and we’ll go shopping for school supplies in the morning.

 

HARRY: OK Hagrid           

                                                     Scene Four

 

 

 

 

NARRATOR: Harry wakes up thinking that Hagrid is just a dream. But he finds that last night really happened and that Hagrid is real!  They set off for London to buy Harry’s school supplies.

 

HARRY OPENS LETTER AND READS OFF WHAT IS NEEDED FOR HOGWARTS

 

HARRY:  Three sets of plain work robes (black), one pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar), one cloak (black with silver fastenings)

 

Course books:

The Standard Book of Spells, Grade One, by Marinda Goshwak,

 A History of Magic, by Bathilda Bagshot,

Magical Theory, by Adalbetr Waffling,

A Beginners’ Guide to Transfiguration, by Emeric Switch,

One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi, by Phyllida Spore,

Magical drafts and Potions, by Arsenius Jigger,

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them, by Newt Scamander,

and

The Dark Forces Guide to Self-Protection, by Quentin Trimble

 

Other supplies:

1 wand,

1cauldron (pewter, standard size two),

1 set glass or crystal phials,

1telescope,

1 set glass scales.

 

 

 

HAGRID: If you know where to look for it. You can buy this all in London.

 

NARRATOR: Harry and Hagrid find their way to the leaky cauldron, where they meet many people who want to shake Harry's hand. They even meet one of Harry's future teachers at the Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Professor Quirrel. Then Hagrid leads Harry into  a magical archway of stones called……..

 

                                                                                Scene Five

HAGRID: Diagon Alley

 

HARRY: Diagon Alley?

 

HAGRID: yes, it’s where we’re going to buy your new school supplies, but might want to get your money first.

 

HARRY: Sure. Where do we go to get my money?

 

HAGRID: Gringotts, it’s a wizard bank, you’d be mad to rob it!

 

HARRY: Why?

 

HAGRID: Read for your-self!  POINTS AT PARCHMENT

 

HARRY:

ENTER, STRANGER, BUT TAKE HEED,

OF WHAT AWAITS THE SIN OF GREED,

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE, BUT DO NOT EARN,

MUST PAY DEARLY IN THEIR TURN.

 SO IF YOU SEEK BENEATH OUR FLOORS,

 A TREASURE THAT WAS NEVER YOURS,

THEIF, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, BEWARE,

OF FINDING MORE THAN TREASURE THERE

HARRY: wow

 

NARRATOR: Hagrid and Harry are taken on a cart down into the heart of Gringotts, where they open Harry’s vault and take some money for Harry. Hagrid then opens the vault 713 and removes a grubby little package and slips it into his pocket. They return to Diagon Alley and begin purchasing Harry’s school supplies.

 

HARRY: Where should we go first?

 

HAGRID: Madam Molkin’s for your robe, , Ollilander’s for your wand, Flourish and Blots for your books, and Errol’s Owlry for your owl.

 

HARRY: Wow! Let's go!

 

Scene Six

 

NARRATOR: The last month with the Dursleys is the worst ever they totally ignore Harry. Harry finally asks Uncle Vernon to take him to the train station, and leave him sitting on his suitcase, and looking around for platform 9 3/4

 

 

 

MRS. WEASLEY: Look at this place, packed with Muggles! Now you go through the barrier first, Percy dear, then you  George.

 

GEORGE: Honestly woman, can’t you tell I’m Fred?

 

MRS. WEASLEY: Sorry Fred

 

GEORGE: Fooled you, you were right the first time.

 

GINNY: Can I go Mom, please?

 

MRS. WEASLEY: Not this year dear.

 

GINNY: Awww!

 

HARRY: Excuse me, how do you, um,

 

MRS. WEASLEY: Get on to the platform?

 

HARRY: Er, yes.

 

MRS. WEASLEY: You just run straight at the wall and you’ll just go straight through.

 

HARRY: Really!?

 

MRS. WEASLEY: Yes, you go now before Ron.

 

Harry goes through the barrier successfully, and boards the Hogwarts Express.

 

HARRY: Hello, I'm Harry Potter

 

GEORGE: Wow!

 

FRED: Pleased to meet you, Harry!                        

 

GEORGE: Well, got to be going!

 

FRED: See you later!

 

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

 

HARRY:GOES BACK TO HIS OWN COMPARTMENT AND SETTLES DWN INTO THE SEAT

 

Scene Seven

 

 

RON: Hi, my name's Ron. Can I sit with you?

 

HARRY: Hi, Ron, sure.

 

RON: Are you really Harry Potter?

 

HARRY: Yes

 

RON: wow! I’m glad that I met you!

 

RING, RING, RING

 

HARRY: What' that!?

 

RON: That’s the snack cart- there are all sorts of candies on it.

 

HARRY: I’m hungry, maybe I’ll get something to eat.

 

 THE SNACK CART ENTERS THE COMPARTMENT AND HARRY BUYS AN EXTREMELY LARGE PILE OF CANDIES

 

HARRY:  I’ll take some of these, and some of those, and some of these here…

 

HARRY PURCHASES A LARGE PILE OF SWEETS AND STARTS TO OPEN A BAG OF CHOCOLATES

 

HARRY: You want something to eat?

 

RON: Sure!

 

HARRY TOSSES HIM A PIECE OF CANDY

 

RON: Thanks!

 

HARRY: Your welcome.

 

KNOCK ON DOOR

 

HARRY: Yes?

 

HERMOINE: Have you seen a frog, Neville's lost his.

 

RON: No, we haven’t seen his ruddy frog. Who are you anyway?

 

HERMOINE: I’m Hermoine Granger

 

HERMOINE EXITS

DOOR OPENS, DRACO MALFOY STRUTS IN

 

DRACO: Harry Potter?

 

HARRY: (coldly) Yes.

 

DRACO:  I’m Draco Malfoy. STICKS OUT HAND  I  was going to show you some good people to associate with.

 

HARRY:  (Ignores hand) I think that I can figure out who to be friends with myself, thank you very much!

 

RON: Yeah, you tell him Harry!

 

DRACO: I know who you are, you’re a Weasley. My father told me that all the Weasleys have freckles, and more children than they can afford!

 

NARRATOR: The train pulls up to Hogwarts, and the children get off, to go into the castle building that is the school

 

HARRY: Look, there's Hagrid!

 

HAGRID: All first years at Hogwarts, this way.

 

NARRATOR: All of the new- first years are taken to a room to wait for a test of some sort

 

NEVILLE: I wonder if it will hurt?

 

GIRL:  I heard that it does

 

NEVILLE: Ohhhh!

 

HARRY: It will probably be OK.

 

MCGONAGALL ENTERS

 

MC GONAGALL: All first years this way!

 

ENTER THE DINING HALL FIRST YEARS STAND TOGETHER

 

HAT STARTS TO SPEAK                       HAT:

 

 Oh you may not think I’m pretty,

but don’t judge on what you see,

I’ll eat myself if you can find

a smarter hat than me

You can keep your bowlers black,

Your top hats sleek and tall,

For I'm the Hogwarts sorting hat,

And I can cap them all.

There's nothing hidden in your head

The sorting hat can’t see,

So try me on and I will tell you

Where you ought to be

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart

You might belong in Hufflepuff,

Where they are just as loyal

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true

And unafraid of toil

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you’ve a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Will always find their kind.

Or perhaps in Slytheryn

You’ll make your real true friends,

Those cunning folks use any means,

To achieve their ends

So put me on! Don’t be afraid!

And don’t get in a flap!

You’re in safe hands, (though have I none)

For I’m a thinking cap

RON: So we just have to try on the hat.

 

PEOPLE TRY ON HAT

 

HAT: HUFFLEPUFF!

 

HAT: SLYTHERIN!

 

HAT: RAVENCLAW!

 

HAT: RAVENCLAW!

 

NARRATOR:  Ron and Hermoine become new Gryffindors, along with Neville and Draco Malfoy becomes a Slytherin. Then it is Harry’s turn

 

HARRY PUTS ON HAT

 

HAT: Plenty of courage, cunning,

 

HARRY: Not Slytherin

 

HAT: You sure, you could be great, you know-no better be GRYFFINDOR!

 

NARRATOR: Sorting is finished and Professor Dumbledor, the headmaster stands up

 

DUMBLEDOR: I would like to say a few words: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Thank You!

 

HARRY: Hello Percy! Is professor Dumbledor a bit Mad?

 

PERCY: Not at all, he’s a genius! Potatoes, Harry?

 

DUMBLEDOR: And now lets sing the school song. Everyone pick your favorite tune and sing:

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please,

Weather we be old and bald,

Or young with scabby knees

Our heads could do with filling,

With some interesting stuff

For now they’re bare and filled with air’

Dead flies and bits of fluff.

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we’ve forgot,

Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,

And learn until our brains all rot

Scene Eight
THREE HOURS LATER
NARRATOR: Harry stumbles in to bed that night, fuller than he ever was with the Dursleys.
 
NEXT DAY
NARRATOR: As Harry goes through the halls, he hears many whispers and catches the end of some conversations such as look over there, it’s Harry Potter!

 And the caretaker’s cat, Mrs. Norris, didn’t help matters either, always appearing at exactly the wrong moment, and go off to warn, Filch, the caretaker.

Scene nine

Narrator: Third day of school

 

RON:  Well, we have the afternoon off, what do we want to do?

 

HARRY: Well, I thought that we could go visit Hagrid, down at the gamekeeper’s cottage.

 

RON: That’s a good Idea, I want to meet Hagrid.

 

 

NARRATOR: Harry and Ron go down to meet Hagrid at his cottage. They tell him about some of their classes, and harry relates the tale of a potions class with Professor Snape, who really seemed to hate Harry. As they were leaving, harry spotted an article from the DAILY PROPHET, the wizarding newspaper, about an attempted robbery at Gringotts, the wizarding bank, on the same day that Harry and Hagrid had been there! Harry remembered the thing that Hagrid had taken out of the vault, and wondered if that was what had almost been stolen, since the paper said that the vault had been emptied earlier the same day.

 

Scene Ten

 

Reads flying notice

 

RON: Cool! Flying Lessons!

 

HARRY: (darkley)Typical.Just what I always wanted to make a fool of myself on a broomstick in front of Malfoy.

 

RON: You don't know that you’ll make a fool of yourself.

 

HARRY: At least I'm not the only one that's nervous about flying.

 

RON: Yeah, just look at Hermione and Neville!

 

NARRATOR: HERMIONE AND NEVILL ARE POURING OVER BOOKS ON FLYING TRYING TO GET SOME TIPS. Just then, the mail is delivered, and Neville receives a remembrall, which tells you when you have forgotten something. Suddenly, Draco Malfoy swept by, and grabbed the Remembrall, but , he was forced to give it back by Professor McGonagall.

 

Scene Eleven

 

MADAME HOOCH: Correct your grip. Malfoy, your grip is very far off. Move that hand down about 6 inches.  Now, on the count of three, say up, and go up a few feet then come down gently.

1,2, -

 

NARRATOR: NEVILL , BEING VERY NERVOUSE, LEAPT UP IN THE AIR TOO QUICKLY, AND IMMEDIATELY  FELL, AND BEGAN SCREAMING IN PAIN

 

MADAME HOOCH: Broken wrist.  I'm taking him up to the hospital wing. You leave those brooms where they are, or you'll be out of here before you can say Quiddich!

 

MALFOY: (Laughs) Did you see the great lump!?

 

HARRY: shut up malfoy

 

MALFOY: Lookey here HOLDS UP REMEMBERBALL

 

HARRY: Give me that.

 

MALFOY: Why don't I leave it for Longbottom to find,say in a tree! JUMPS ON BROOMSTICK

 

HARRY: Give it here!

 

MALFOY: Come and get it,Potter!

 

NARRATOR:HARRY MOUNTS BROOMSTICK ,AMID HIS CLASSMATES PROTESTS THEAT HE WAS GOING TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE. HE LEAPT NIMBLY IN TO TH AIR, CHASED AFTER  MALFOY, AND, AS MALFOY THREW THE GLITTERING BALL, HE MADE A SPECTACULAR CATCH, JUST BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND- AND PROFESSOR MCGONOGALL CAME OUT OF THE CASTLE.AND ALTHOUGH HARRY COULDN'T READ THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE, HE DIDN'T THINK THAT SHE WAS VERY HAPPY.

MC GONAGALL: HARRY POTTER! In all my years I've never, well, come along.

 

WALK THROUGH THE HALLS, THEN STOPS TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR

 

MC GONAGALL: Excuse me, Professor Flitwick, but can I borrow Oliver Wood for a moment?

Follow me you two.

 

ENTERS EMPTY CLASSROOM

 

MC GONAGALL: Wood, I've found you a seeker, for the Gryffindor House Qidditch team!

 

WOOD: Woah!!!

 

Harry: Huh?

 

WOOD: Ever seen a game of Quidditch, Potter? We’ll have to get him a good broom, Professor a Nimbus Two Thousand, or a Cleansweep Seven.

 

MC GONAGALL: I’ll talk to Dumbledor and see if the ban on first years playing on the Quidditch teams can't  be lifted.

 

Scene Twelve

RON: Seeker! You’re joking! You must be the youngest player in like-

 

HARRY: A century. Wood told me. Don’t tell anyone, Wood wants to keep it a secret

 

GEORGE: Well done, Harry- Wood told us-we’re on the team too,  we play Beaters.

 

FRED: I tell you, We’re going to win the cup this year.

Anyway, we’ve got to go,

 

MALFOY ENTERS

 

MALFOY:: Having a last meal, Potter? When are you getting on the train back to the muggles?

 

HARRY: You’re a lot braver now that your back on the ground,

 

MALFOY: All right, Potter, you asked for it. Wizards Duel. Wands only-no contact. Tonight. In the trophy room, it’s always unlocked. Unless you’ve never heard of a wizard duel.

 

RON: of course he’s heard of a wizards duel. I’m his second. Who’s yours?

 

MALFOY: Crabbe.

 

MALFOY, CRABBE, AND GOYLE WALK AWAY

 

 

HARRY: what is a wizards duel? And what do you mean, you’re my second?

 

RON:A second is there to take over if you die- but wizards only die in proper duels- you know, with real magic.

 

HARRY: Oh.

 

LATER THAT NIGHT

 

HARRY AND RON CREEP OUT QUIETLY

 

HERMIONE: I can’t believe that you're going to do this.

 

LIGHT FLARES ON

 

RON: Shut up-yes

 

HERMIONE:I almost told your brother, he’d put a stop to this!

 

RON: You are a meddlesome little-

 

HARRY: Hermoine, just go back to bed.

 

HERMIONE: No. Don’t you care about Gryffindor? Think about all of the points that you’ll lose if you get caught! We won’t be able to win the house cup!

 

HARRY: We won’t get caught!

 

BY NOW THEY ARE ALL OUTSIDE OF THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM

 

HERMIONE: Fine, then, I’ll just go back to bed and TURNS AROUND oh no! I can't get back in!.

 

RON: Oh great!

 

HERMIONE: Now what’ll I do?

 

HARRY: That’s your problem, Hermoine. We’ve got to go, were going to be late.

 

BEGIN WALKING. WALK TO END OF HALL

 

HERMIONE: Wait! I’m going with you

 

HARRY: You are not.

 

HERMIONE: Do you think that I’m just going to stand here and let Filch catch me? If he catches us, I’ll just tell him the truth; that I was trying to stop you and you can back me up.

 

RON: You have some nerve-

 

HARRY: Shut up, both of you. I thought I heard something

 

HERMIONE: Mrs. Norris ?

 

RON: Whew! It’s just Neville

 

NEVILL: Thank goodness you found me, I forgot the password, and I’ve been here for hours!

 

HARRY: The password is Pig snout, it won’t do you any good, you can't get in.

 

RON: How's your arm?

 

NEVILL: Fine, Madame Pomfrey, the nurse, mended it in about a minute.

 

 ON: Good, well, look, we’ve got to be somewhere, we’ll see you later-

 

NEVILL: Don’t leave me!

 

RON: If either of you get us caught…

 

HARRY: Well, we're here, but no one else is yet.

 

HERMIONE: Maybe he chickened out and we can all go back to bed!

 

FILCH: Sniff around, my sweet, they could be lurking in the corner.

 

HARRY: Filch!  This way, don’t get to close to Mrs. Norris.

 

CREEP OUT OF ROOM. NEVILLE KNOCKS OVER SOMETHING- IT CLATTERS TO THE FLOOR

 

NEVILL: Aauugghh!

 

HARRY: Run!

 

HERMIONE:I think that we lost him.

 

HARRY: Good

 

SOMETHING SWOOPS OUT OFCLASSROOM

 

PEEVES: Wandering around at midnight, Ickle firsties? Naughty, naughty, you’ll get caughty.

 

RON: Not if you don’t tell on us, Peeves.

 

RON TAKES A SWIPE AT PEEVES

 

PEEVES: Students out of bed down the charms corridor!

 

RUN FOR LIVES AND COME TO A LOCKED DOOR

 

RON: It's locked.

 

HERMIONE: Move over. .ALHOMORA! There, now go in!

 

GO IN TO ROOM

 

FILCH: Where did they go, Peeves?

 

PEEVES: Say please.

 

FILCH: Don’t mess with me Peeves-where did they go?!

 

PEEVES: Shan’t say nothing if you don’t say please.

 

FILCH: Oh, all right, please.

 

PEEVES: NOTHING! Hahahahaha!  Told you I wouldn’t say nothing if you didn’t say please! Hahahahaha!

 

INSIDE THE ROOM

 

NEVILL: Harry, look!

 

HARRY LOOKS, SEES THE DOG

 

HARRY: Oh dear!

 

ALL TURN AROUND, SCREAM ,AND RUN BACK THROUGH THE HALLS

 

PL: Where have you been?

 

HARRY: Never mind that, Pigsnout, pigsnout!

 

HARRY: Whew! Back safe!

 

RON: What was that dog doing there?

 

HERMIONE: You don’t use your eyes, any of you, do you? Didn’t you see what it was standing on?

 

HARRY: The floor?

 

HERMIONE: No, not the floor, a trap door! It was obviously guarding something! I hope that you’re all pleased with yourselves! You could have been killed, or even worse, expelled! Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed!

 

Scene Thirteen

 

PACKAGE IS HANDED TO HARRY BY PROFESSOR McGONOGALL

 

McGONOGALL: This is your new Nimbus Two Thousand BROOMSTICK. Wood will meet you on the  Quidditch field at 7:00

 

 

HARRY: Let’s go unwrap it!

 

MEET MALFOY IN THE HALL

 

DRACO: Well, well, well, what do we have here? GRABS PACKAGE. That’s a broomstick. First years aren’t allowed them.

 

RON: That’s not any broomstick, it’s a Nimbus Two Thousand. What did you say that you’ve got at home, Malfoy, a Comet two Sixty? GRINS Comets look flashy, but they’re not in the same league as the Nimbus.

 

PROFESSOR FLITWICK ENTERS

 

FLITWICK: Not fighting, I hope, boys

 

MAFOY: Potter’s been sent a broomstick, professor

 

FLITWICK: Ah, yes, Professor McGonagall informed me of the special circumstances. And what model is it?

 

HARRY: A Nimbus Two Thousand, sir. And it’s really thanks to Malfoy here that I got it!

 

PRACTICE

 

 

NARRATOR:WOOD SHOWS Harry the rules of Quidditch, and taught him all of the  positions and finer points of the game. Harry returned to the castle in a very cheerful mood later, at the Halloween feast,  the Gryffindor table in the great t hall was filled with happy, cheery voices, with the exception of Hermione, who was crying in the girls bathroom.

 

RON: Hey, this looks good! Dig in, Harry!

 

CONVERSATION STOPS.QUIRRLE STANDS IN DOORWAY, VERY PALE

 

QUIRRLE: Troll in the dungeons, thought you ought to know  FAINTS

 

MC GONAGALL: Get him to a chair. Snape, help me! (COMMANDING)

 

SNAPE AND MCGONOGALL HELP QUIRRLE TO A CHAIR AS DUMBLEDOR GIVES AN ANNOUNCEMENT

 

DUMBLEDOR: Perfects, bring all of the students back to their towers. Dinner will be delivered to your common rooms and dinner will continue as usual.

 

PERCY: All right Gryffindors, follow me, no need to be afraid of the troll if you follow my orders.

 

BEGIN WALKING BACK TO HOUSES.

 

HARRY: Oh no. Hermione!

 

RON: What about her?

 

HARRY: She doesn't know about the troll!

 

RON: Oh, all right, but make sure that Percy doesn't see us, he’ll make us wait for a Teacher. Someone’s just around the corner!

 

HARRY: Percy?

 

RON: No, Snape!

 

HARRY: Why isn’t he looking for the troll with the rest of the teachers?

 

RON: Search me.

 

CREEP TO GIRLS BATHROOM.

 

HARRY: Look! The troll just went in to that room!

 

RON: The key is in the lock! Let’s lock it in!

 

HARRY: Yeah!

 

TURN KEY IN THE LOCK. SCREAM

 

HARRY: Uhoh It’s the girls' Bathroom! Hermione’s in there- we’ve got to save her!

 

 

TURN KEY IN THE LOCK

Main corridors

 

 

RON: Oy, Pea Brain- YOU- TROLL!

 

MC GONAGALL: What was that?

 

DUMBLEDOR: No Idea.

 

QUIRRLE ENTERS

 

QUIRRLE: What’s going on?

 

HARRY: Come on, Run!

 

THUMP! GRRRRRRRR!

 

McGONAGALL: That sounds like a Troll! Let’s go!

 

RUN THROUGH HALLWAYS UNTIL THEY GET TO GIRLS BATHROOM THEY FIND Harry, Hermoine and Ron STANDING IN THE HALL.

 

MC GONAGALL: What’s going on here?

 

HERMIONE: I heard about the troll, and I thought that I could capture it by myself ,but Harry and Ron saved me.

 

 MCGONAGALL OPENS THE DOOR TO THE BATHROOM AND PEEKS IN.

 

MC GONAGALL: I see Miss Granger, 5 HOUSE CUP points AWAY From Gryffindor. And Harry and Ron, 5 point each for apprehending the troll. Now all of you run along back to Gryffindor.

 

WALK DOWN THE HALL.

 

He: Are we, um, Friends now?

 

HARRY AND RON LOOK AT EACHOTHER

 

ALL THREE: Friends!

 

NARRATOR: It is Harry’s first Qidditch match, and it goes quite nicely, until, as harry tries to catch the golden snitch, and win the game, one on the players from Slytherin, the team that they are playing cuts him off. Suddenly, Harry’s broom begins trying to throw him off- something quite unusual. In the stands, Hermione sees Snape muttering under his breath, trying to cast a spell. Hermione races over, knocking over several people, including professor Quirrel, the defense against the dark arts teacher on the way, and sets a magical fire to Snape’s cloak. Harry is again able to get on his broom, and floats to the ground, where he coughs, and out of his mouth comes the golden snitch, thus winning the match for Gryffindor!

 

AT HAGRIDS

 

HERMIONE: It was Snape. Hermione and I saw him .he was cursing your broomstick, muttering, he wouldn’t take his eyes off you.

 

HAGRID: Rubbish. Why would Professor Snape do something like that?

 

HARRY:I found out something else about him, he tried to get past that big three-headed dog in the place that we found  on the night Malfoy challenged me to that wizards duel.

 

HAGRID: You know about Fluffy?

 

ALL: Fluffy?

 

HAGRID: Yeah, he’s mine, bought him from a Greek Chappie. I lent him to Dumbledor to guard the-Now don’t ask me anymore, it’s top secret, you know.

 

HARRY: But Snape’s trying to steal it!

 

HAGRID: Snape's a Hogwarts teacher, why would he try to steal something that Dumbledor was keeping safe?

 

HERMIONE: So why did he just try to kill Harry? I Know a Jinx when I see one ,Hagrid, I’ve read all about them, you need to keep eye contact, and Snape wasn’t blinking at all!

 

HAGRID: I’m telling you, yer wrong, I don’t know why Harry’s broom acted like that, but Snape wasn’t trying to kill a student! Now listen to me. all three of yeh, yer meddling in things that don’t concern yeh. It’s dangerous! You forget that dog, and you forget what it’s guarding, that’s between Dumbledor and Nicholas Flamel!

 

HARRY: Aha! So there's someone called Nicholas Flamel is there?

Scene Fourteen

 

HERMIONE: Harry, Ron, we have half an hour until lunch, and we should be in the Library.

 

RON: Oh, yeah, you’re right.

 

HAGRID: The Library? Just before the holidays? Bit keen, Aren’t you?

 

HERMIONE: Oh, we’re not working. Ever since you mentioned Nicholas Flamel, we’ve been trying to find out who he is.

 

HAGRID: You what? Look at here, I’ve told you, drop it. It’s nothing to you what that dog’s guarding.

 

HERMIONE: We just want to know who Nicholas Flamel is, that’s all.

 

HAGRID: I’m saying nothing.

 

WALK OUT INTO HALL

 

HERMIONE:I have no idea what to check next- we’ve checked all of the modern wizarding books, and I can’t find him anywhere!

 

Scene Fifteen

NARRATOR: Hermione goes home for the Christmas holidays, but both harry and Ron stay on at Hogwarts, and on Christmas morning……

 

HARRY: Look! I got  Presents!

 

RON: What did you expect, Turnips?

 

HARRY: Chocolate frogs from Hermione, a wooden flute from Hagrid,50 cents from my aunt and uncle, A scarf from EXAMINES WRAPPING from your mom

 

RON: Oh, no! She’s sent you a Weasley scarf! We get them every year, and mines always___________________!

 

HARRY: Well, I have another package

 

OPENS IT. SOMETHING SILVER SLIDES TO FLOOR.

 

RON:(gasp)

 

HARRY: What?

 

RON: It’s an invisibility cloak! Try it on!

 

TRYS CLOAK ON

 

RON: Look! A note fell out!

 

APPEARS TO READ NOTE.

 

HARRY: Listen to this!

 

Your Father left this in my possession before he died its time that it was returned to you. Use it well.

 

FRED: Hey, look! Harry’s got a Weasley scarf too!

 

GEORGE: Why aren’t you wearing yours, Ron? They’re nice and toasty

 

RON:I Hate __________________

 

PERCY: What’s all the noise?

 

FRED: Ah, Percy, You should be wearing your scarf! It makes you look very distinguished.

 

FRED AND GEORGE PULL SCARF OVER PERCY’S HEAD, AND KNOT IT.

 

GEORGE: And your not sitting with the perfects today, either. Christmas is a time for family.

 

FRED AND GEORGE PULL PERCY PERFECTS OUT OF THE ROOM HE IS PROTESTING ALL OF THE WAY.

 

LATER THAT NIGHT

HARRY: That was the best Christmas dinner that I ever had

 

SIGHS AND DROPS INTO BED

 

RON: Yeah. I’m going to bed.

 

RON CRAWLS INTO BED AND IS IMMEDIATELY ASLEEP.

HARRY: SITS UP SUDDENLYAND SLIPS ON THE INVISIBILTY CLOAK

 

 HARRY:I can go to the restricted section of the library and find out about Nicholas Flamel!

 

NARRATOR:WALKS THROUGH THE CORRIDORS UNTIL HE REACHES THE LIBRARY. GOES TO THE RESRICTED SECTION AND PULLS A BOOK OFF OF A SHELF.SUDDENLY, A SCREAM WRENCHES THROUGH THE AIR HARRY: SNAPS THE BOOK SHUT, BUT THE SCREAM CONTINUES. HARRY: PULLS THE CLOAK BACK ON AND HURRES FROM THE RESTRICTED SECTION. AS HE GOES THROUGH THE HALL, SNAPE SWISHES AROUND THE CORNER AND HARRY JUST BARELY GET INTO AN EMPTY CLASSROOM. SNAPE BEGINS TO SPEAK.

 

SNAPE: Filch, what is all of this commotion.

 

FILCH: You asked me to come directly to you, Servus, if anyone was in the restricted section of the library

 

SNAPE: Well, we’ll have to make an extensive search to find them.

 

HARRY TURNS AROUND AND SIGHS THEN HE NOTICES A MIRROR AGAINST THE WALL HARRY ADVANCES TO THE MIRRROR AND THEN GASPS.

 

HARRY: I can see all of my family! I’ve never seen them before! The Dursleys wouldn’t let me see any pictures! There's my Mum and that's my Dad!

 

Scene Sixteen

NARRATOR: Harry goes back, and tell s Ron the next morning about the mirror, and, although Ron was upset that harry hadn’t come back and woken him up, he brightened considerably when harry said that he could come with him that night………..

 

NIGHT

 

 

HARRY: Look!

 

RON: I don’t see them! I only see you!

 

HARRY: Look in it properly, stand where I am.

 

RON: Woah!

 

HARRY: What?

 

RON: I’m Head boy! And I’m Quidditch Captain Too!

 

HARY: You are not!

 

RON: Are too!

 

HARRY: Shush! Someone’s coming!

 

NARRATOR:THEY PULL THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK ON JUST IN TIME AS MRS.NORRIS LOOKS AROUND THE CORNER AFTER A LITTLE WHILE, SHE LEAVES, AND BOTH BOYS LET OUT A SIGH OF RELEIF.

 

RON: Let’s go.

 

PULLS HARRY OUT OF ROOM.

 

Scene Seventeen

 

NARRATOR: The next day, Ron advises Harry not to go to he mirror again that night, because of all of the people wandering around, like Mrs. Norris, and Filch, and Snape.

 

HARRY HURRIES THROUGH THE HALLS, REACHES CLASSROOM AND SITS DOWN IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR.

 

DUMBLEDOR: So, back again Harry?

 

HARRY:I didn't see you sir.

 

DUMBLEDOR: Strange how blind being invisible can make you. So, you, like hundreds of others have found the mirror of Erised.

 

HARRY:I didn't know that it was called that, Sir.

 

DUMBLEDOR: But I expect that you have figured out what it does.

 

HARY: Well, it shows me my family.

 

DUBLEDOR: And it showed your friend as head boy. Now can you guess what the mirror shows us all?

 

HARRY: SHAKES HEAD

 

DUMBLEDOR: Let me explain. The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised as a normal mirror. That is, he would look into it and see only himself. Do you understand?. It shows us nothing more than our deepest desire. You desired your family, Ronald Weasley desired not to be overshadowed by his older brothers. Bur, the mirror will be moved to a new home tomorrow, Harry do not go looking for it.

 

HARRY: Sir, what do you see when you look in the mirror?

 

DUMBLEDOR: Socks. Warm woolen socks. I want socks, but people always insist on giving me books.

Scene Eighteen

 

HERMIONE, HARRY, AND RON ARE GATHERED IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM HARRY IS TELLING WHAT HAPPENED OVER CHRISTMAS VACATION

 

HARRY: So, anyway, lately I've been having a lot of weird dreams.

 

RON: Dumbledor was right, Harry, that mirror is driving you insane.

 

HERMIONE: And really, Harry, what if Filch had caught you? Or Snape?

 

HARRY: And, I just found out that Snape's Refereeing the Quidditch match!

 

HERMIONE: Oh, no Harry! You can't play in the game! Pretend to break your leg!

 

RON: Really break your leg!

 

HARRY:I can't. There's no reserve Seeker. If I back out, Gryffindor can't play at all!

 

NEVILLE HOPS TO THE DOOR AND THEN FALLS DOWN, HAVING HIS LEGS STUCK TOGETHER.EVERYONE STARTS LAUGHING EXCEPT HARRY AND HERMIONE

 

NEVILL: Help! My legs are glued together!

 

HERMIONE: Fajilaclock  What happened?

 

Neville: Malfoy. I met him outside of the Library. He said that he was looking for someone to practice that on.

 

HERMIONE: Go to Professor McGonagall. Report him.

 

NEVILL:I don't want to cause anymore problems.

 

HARRY: Your worth 12 of Malfoy! Here- have a chocolate frog.

 

HANDS NEVILLE A CHOCOLATE FROG

 

NEVILL: Thanks. Harry. Do you want the card?

 

HARRY ACCEPTD THE CARD.

 

HARRY: It's Dumbledor, he was my very first one (gasp!)

 

HERMIONE&RON: What?

 

HARRY: I've found him. I've found Flamel! Listen da da da And for his work on alchemy with his partner, Nicholas Flamel.

 

HERMIONE: Stay here a minute!

 

REAPPEARS WITH LARGE BOOK

 

 HERMIONE:I got this out of the Library for a bit of light reading

 

RON: Light?!

 

HERMIONE: Oh, Just Listen! Nicolas Flamel, is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's stone

 

HARRY&RON: The what!?

 

HERMIONE: Oh, honestly, don't you two read? Here, read this

 

SLIDES BOOK TOWARDS THE TWO BOYS.

 

HARRY: The study of Alchemy is concerned with making the sorcerer's stone. The stone will transform any metal into pure gold. It also makes the Elixir of life which will make the drinker immortal. The only stone currently in existence belongs to Mr. Nicolas Flamel, who celebrated his 665 birthday last year, and enjoys a quiet life in Devon with his wife Pernelle.

 

RON: A stone that makes any metal turn to gold and that makes you live forever. No wonder Snape is after it. Anyone would be!

 

 

Scene Nineteen

 

NARRATOR: At the Quidditch match, Harry makes a swift capture of the snitch, and  wins the game for the Gryffindor team! On the way back to the castle, Harry talks to Hermione and Ron

 

HERMIONE: Weren't you scared?

 

HARRY: Nope. Dumbledor was in the stands

 

RON: That’s why Snape looked so furious-he couldn't do anything because Dumbledor was there

 

HARRY: I’d better go and put my broom away. TURNS AWAY. See you!

 

HARRY: SEES SNAPE GO IN TO THE FORBIDDREN FOREST, AND FOLLOWS HIM. HE WALKS THROUGH THE FOREST UNTIL HE SEES PROFESSOR SNAPE AND PROFESSOR QUIRRLE

 

QUIRRLE: Don't know why you wanted to see me here of all places, Servus.

 

SNAPE: Oh, I thought we'd keep this private. Students aren’t supposed to know about the sorcerer’s stone, after all. Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?

 

QUIRRLE: But Servus, I-

 

SNAPE: You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrel-now about the sorcerer’s stone…….

 

QUIRRRLE: But I-

 

HOGWARTS

 

NARRATOR: back in the Gryffindor common room……..

 

RON: We won!

 

HARRY: Never mind that! Come on!

 

PULLS THEM INTO EMPTY CLASSROOM WHISPERS SOMETHING TO THE

 

HERMIONE:( gasp) So the stone is only safe as long as Quirrel stands up to Snape!?

RON: It will be gone by next Tuesday.

 

Scene Twenty

 

NARRATOR: Hermione is sitting at a table in the library, studying for exams, when Hagrid comes to talk to them, and asks them if they are still looking for Nicholas Flamel. Harry responds that they found out who he was ages ago, and they know that fluffy is guarding the sorcerer’s stone. Hagrid quickly pulls them into a corner to talk.

There are  few things that we'd like to ask you, such as what else is guarding the stone and-

 

HAGRID: Shush! Listen, I promise to tell you anything

 

HARRY: We were wondering if you could tell us what's guarding the stone except fluffy?

 

HAGRID: Of course not. I don't know myself, you know too much already! Beats me how you even know about Fluffy!

 

HERMIONE: Oh, come on, Hagrid, You may not want to tell us, but you know what's going on. You know everything that's going on around here

 

RON: We only want to know who Dumbledor had  trusted to guard the stone, apart from yourself.

 

HAGRID: Well, I suppose that it can’t hurt to tell you. Sprout, Flitwick, McGonagall, Quirrel, Dumbledor, and Snape all did Enchantments in room that guard it.

 

HARRY: Hagrid, what are you hiding behind your back?

 

HAGRID: It’s a book on raising dragons leans closer I have one, that I’m hatching! Won it, Last night. I was down in the Village, having some drinks, and got into a game of cards with a stranger. I think that he was quite glad to get rid of it to be honest.

 

RON: But what are you going to do when it's hatched?

 

HAGRID: Well, I've been doing some reading...

 

HERMIONE: Hagrid, you live in a wooden house! IT’S GOING TO GET HUGE!

 

Scene twenty one

HARRY: RECEIVES NOTE

 

HARRY: Look. Hagrid sent me a note! It says, it's hatching! Let's go!

 

LEAVE TABLE AND HURRY DOWN TO HAGRID'S COTTAGE ENTER AND SEE NORBERT HALFWAY OUT OF EGG.SUDDENLY NORBERT POPS OUT

 

HAGRID: Oh, ! there was some kid at the window and he saw Norbert!

 

HARRY RUNS TO THE DOOR AND LOOKS OUT

 

HARRY:  It was Malfoy.

 

NARRATOR: As the baby Norwegian Ridgeback dragon, Norbert, grew, it was decided that Ron should ask his brother Charlie, who worked with dragons in Romania, to take him.1 week later…

 

RON BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR

 

RON: It bit me!

 

HARRY: I'm sorry - But look! There's a response from Charlie. You have to open it.

 

RON TEARS OPEN LETTER AND READS IT QUICKLY.

 

He says that he will take him!!

 

HARRY AND HERMIONE: All right!

 

NARRATOR: Ron's cut swelled and turned a nasty shade of green. It was up to Harry and Hermione to rescue Norbert So on Saturday  only the two of them went to Hagrid’s hut and left with Norbert. They got into the castle and saw that Malfoy was awarded a Detention for being out of bed. they handed Norbert off to Charlie's friends and started back down the stairs. Filch popped up. They had forgotten the invisibility cloak at the top of the tower

 

HARRY AND HERMIONE SIT IN PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL'S OFFICE

PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL COMES IN LEADING NEVILLE TURNS TO HARRY: AND  HERMIONE.

 

MC GONAGALL: All of you will receive detentions, and 50 points will be taken from Gryffindor

 

HARRY: You can't do that, Professor!

 

McGONAGALL: 50 points EACH! And don't tell me what I can and can’t do!

 

NARRATOR: Poor Harry. All of the people started to hate him, as he was the best known. Even the people in the other houses hated him because no one wanted Slytherin to win the house cup. Harry swore not to sneak around and meddle in things, and settles down to studying for exams.

 

NEXT MORNING AT BREAKFAST HARRY, HERMIONE, AND NEVILL RECEIVE NOTES REGUARDING THEIR DETENTION Eleven o'clock p.m.

 

Harry, Hermione, Neville, and Malfoy are all going to be going to Hagrid’s for their detention, and he will be taking them with him out into the forbidden forest, to find a unicorn that someone has injures, and put it out of it’s misery. They split up, and harry, Hagrid and Hermione run into some centaurs, which talk to Hagrid about strange happenings in the forest. Eventually, harry joins up with Malfoy, and they walk along with out excitement for a few hours. Then harry spots a unicorn on the ground, and something leaning over it. A centaur chases the thing away, and carries harry back to Hagrid, meanwhile telling him that Voldemort, the dark wizard is the one who wants the sorcerer’s stone, because he needs to stay alive. He had been drinking unicorn blood, which had kept him alive, but at a dear price, for he who drinks the blood of a unicorn shall forever lead a cursed life. harry and the others return to the castle, harry thinking about what he has just learned..

 

BACK IN GRYFFENDOR.

 

NARRATOR: HARRY FINDS THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK ON HIS BED WITH A NOTE

 

Scene twenty two

 

NARRATOR: Finally, it is the end of exams week, and Harry, Hermione, and Ron flop down in the grass outside of the castle.

 

HERMIONE:(sigh) Exams are over!

 

HARRY: I’m worried. I keep having this pain in my forehead. I think it means that danger is coming.

 

HERMIONE: Relax Harry, the stone is safe as long as Dumbledor's around

 

RON: And Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledor down

 

HARRY: Yeah, I guess your right.

 

HARRY GASPS, GETS UP AND STARTS RUNNING TO HAGRID’S COTTAGE THE OTHERS FOLLOW HARRY. THEY REACH THE COTTAGE AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

 

HAGRID ANSWERS

 

HARRY: Hagrid, what did the person that gave you Norbert at the pub look like?

 

HADRID: I don’t know, he didn’t take his cloak off.

 

HARRY: Did you talk about Hogwarts?

 

HAGRID: Yeah, he asked me what I did, and I said that I was the game keeper here, and he asked what kind of animals I looked after, and I told him, and he asked if I wanted a dragon egg, and I said yeah, after Fluffy, a Dragon would be easy.

 

HARRY: Was he interested in fluffy?

 

HAGRID: Yeah, well, how many dogs with three do you usually find? So I told him, Fluffy’s a piece if cake, once you know how to calm him down, just play a bit of music.

 

HARRY STANDS UP VERY QUICKLY,AND THE OTHERS FOLLOW HIM OUTSIDE

 

HARRY: We need to go to Dumbledor! Hagrid told that stranger how to get past Fluffy, and the person under that cloak was either Snape or Voldemort!        

 

BACK IN THE CASTLE

 

MEET PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL

 

HARRY: We need to see Dumbledor!

 

McGONAGALL: Why?

 

RON: It’s sort of a secret.

 

MCGONAGALL: Professor Dumbledor left ten minutes ago.

 

HARRY: But Professor, this is important!

 

MCGONAGALL: More important than the Ministry of Magic?

 

HARRY: Look Professor, it’s about the sorcerer’s stone.

 

BOOKS TUMBLE TO THE FLOOR

 

MCGONAGALL: How do you know? Never mind.

 

HARRY: Professor, someone's trying to steal it!

 

MCGONAGALL: Potter, it is too well protected to be stolen. Professor Dumbledor will be back tomorrow.

 

PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL GATHERS HER BOOKS AND LEAVES

 

HARRY: Snape is going through the trap door tonight. He’s found out everything he needs and now he’s got Dumbledor out of the way bet the Ministry of Magic will get a real shock when Dumbledor turns up, because it was Snape who sent him away!

 

RON: But what can we-

 

SNAPE: Good afternoon

 

ALL STARE AT SNAPE

 

SNAPE: You shouldn’t be inside on a day like today. You should be more careful, hanging around like this, people will think that you’re up to something. And Gryffindor can’t afford to lose anymore points, can it?

 

SNAPE TURNS TO LEAVE.

 

SNAPE: Oh, and Potter, if I catch you on any more midnight rambles, I will personally make sure that your expelled. Goodbye.

 

LEAVES

 

HARRY: Right, now one of us needs to stand outside of  the staff room to keep an eye on Snape. Hermoine that had better be you.

 

HERMIONE: Why me?

 

RON :It’s obvious. You can pretend to be waiting for professor Flitwick PUTS ON HIGH VOICE Professor Flitwick, I’m afraid that I got Question 14 B wrong on the final exam- can you tell me if I did? Right?

 

HERMIONE: Oh, shut up. I’ll do it.

 

HARRY: And Ron and I had better stand outside of the third floor corridor,

 

OUTSIDE THE CORRIDOR

 

PROFFESOR MCGONAGALL WALKS PAST. STOPS.

 

MCGONAGALL: I suppose you think you’re harder to get past than a pack of enchantments! Enough of this nonsense. If I hear you have come anywhere near here again, I’ll take another 50 points from Gryffindor. Yes Weasley, from my own house!

 

BACK IN THE COMMON ROOM

 

HARRY: Oh well, at least Hermoine is on Snape’s tail.

 

DOOR OPENS

 

HERMONE: I’m sorry Harry, Snape came out and asked me what I was doing. So I said I was waiting for Flitwick and Snape went to get him and I’ve only just got away. I don’t know where Snape went.

 

HARRY: Well that’s it then, isn’t it. I am going out of here tonight and I’m going to try and get to the stone first.

 

RON: You’re mad!

 

HERMIONE: You can’t! After what McGonagall and Snape said? You’ll be expelled!

 

HARRY: So what. Don’t you understand? If Snape gets hold of the stone, Voldemorts coming back! Haven’t you heard what is was like when he was trying to take over?. Losing points doesn’t matter anymore, can’t you see? I’m going through the trap door tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my parents, remember?

 

HERMIONE AND RON: You’re right Harry.

 

HARRY: I’ll use the invisibility cloak. It is just lucky I got it back.

 

HERMIONE: But will it cover all three of us?

 

HARRY: All three of us?

 

RON: Oh come off it, you don’t think we would let you go alone?

 

HERMIONE: Of course not. How do you think you would get to the stone without us? I’d better go look through my books, there might be something useful.

 

HARRY: But if we get caught, you two will be expelled too.

 

HERMIONE: Not if I can help it.

 

NARRATOR: Harry got the cloak, and the wooden flute that Hagrid had given him. And they were ready to go when Neville came through the door into the common room.

 

NEVILL: What are you doing?

 

HERMIONE: Nothing, Neville, Nothing.

 

NEVILL: Your going out again?

 

HARRY: No. no.

 

NEVILL: You can’t go out. you’ll be caught. Gryffindor will be in even more trouble

 

RON: You don’t understand, this is important!

 

NEVILL: I won’t let you do it, I’ll-I’ll fight you!

 

HARRY: Neville, get away from the door, don’t be an idiot

 

NEVILL: Don’t call me an idiot don’t think you should be breaking any more rules! And you were the one who told me to stand up to people!

 

HARRY: Yes, but not us! HARRY TURNS TO HERMOINE Do something!

 

HERMIONE: Neville, I’m really, really sorry about this, but –Bindo totalas!

 

NEVILL FREEZES, AND HE ENDS UP LEANING AGAINST THE WALL. THEY REACH THE CORRIDOR AND FIND THE DOOR ALREADY AJAR

 

HARRY: Well, there you are. The door is open- Snape has already gotten past Fluffy. If you want to go back, I won't blame you,

 

RON: Don’t be stupid.

 

HERMIONE: We’re coming with you.  NOW PLAY THE FLUTE, SO THAT FLUFFY GOES TO SLEEP, AND WE CAN GO THROOUGH THE TRAP DOOR 

 

HARRY PUTS THE FLUTE TO HIS LIPS AND BLOWS

 

RON: Keep playing. I think we will be able to pull the door open. Want to go first Hermoine?

 

HERMIONE: No, I don’t.

 

RON: All right.

 

PULLS THE DOOR OPEN

 

HERMIONE: What can you see?

 

RON: Nothing, just black, there is no way of climbing down, we’ll just have to drop.

 

HARRY WAVES AT RON, THEN POINTS TO HIMSELF

 

RON: You want to go first? Are you sure? I don’t know how deep this thing goes. Give the flute to Hermoine so she can keep him asleep.

 

HARRY: If anything happens to me, don’t follow. Go straight to the owlery and send Hedwig to Dumbledor.

 

RON: Right.

 

HARRY: See you in a minute, I hope.

 

HARRY DROPS THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR

 

HARRY: It’s ok, it’s a soft landing, you can jump.

 

RON AND HERMIONE GO THROUGH TRAP DOOR

 

NARRATOR: They all land on a type of plant, called Devil’s Snare, which tries to grow around them and choke them, but Hermione performs a spell, and it shrinks back, untangling them. Next, they advance on to a room, where there appear to be a large bunch of birds flying about.. but they aren’t birds, they are keys that have been enchanted to fly, and only one of them will unlock the door to the next room. The three friends catch the right key and advance in to the next chamber, which contains a gigantic chessboard, and chessmen, which they must take the places of, and play their way across the room. However, for the trio to win, Ron must allow himself to be "taken" and knocked unconscious by the opposing queen. Therefore, it is only Harry and Hermione who advance into the next room, where they find a dead troll, and again into the next room, were, upon their entering, the door closes, and is covered by a purple flame. The door into the next room is blocked by a black fire. In the room is a table, with seven bottles of potion, and a scroll.

 

PULLS OPEN NEXT DOOR BOTH SIGH AND GO IN AS DOOR CLOSES PURPLE FIRE SPRINGS UP BEHIND THEM BLACK FLAMES SPRING UP IN FRONT OF THEM. THERE IS A TABLE AND SEVEN DIFFERENT SIZED BEAKERS OF POTIONS

 

HERMIONE: Look! POINTS TO PAPER NEAR THE BEAKERS

 

Danger lies before you, while safety lies behind,

Two of us will help you, which ever you would find,

One among us seven will let you move ahead,

Another will transport the drinker back instead,

Two among our number hold only nettle wine,

Three of us are killers, waiting hidden in the line.

Choose, unless you wish to stay here forever more,

To help you in your choice, we give you these clues four:

First however slyly the poison tries to hide

You will always find some on nettle wine's left side;

Second, different are those that stand at either end,

But if you would move onward, neither is your friend;

Third, as you see clearly, all are different size,

Neither dwarf nor giant hold death in their insides;

Fourth the second left and second on the right

Are twins once you taste them, though different at first sight.

 

HERMOINE LETS OUT SIGH AND SMILES

 

HERMIONE: Brilliant this isn't magic - its logic - a puzzle. A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic, they'd be stuck here forever.

 

HARRY: But so will we, won't we?

 

HERMIONE: Of course not. Everything we need is here on this paper. Seven bottles: three are poison, two are wine one will get us safely through the black fire, and one will get us through the purple.

 

HARRY: But how do we know which to drink?

 

HERMIONE: Give me a minute.

 

READS PAPER AGAIN, AND WALKS UP AND DOWN LINE OF BOTTLES CLAPS HANDS

 

HERMIONE: Got it. The smallest bottle will get us through the black fire - toward the stone.

 

HARRY PICKS UP THE SMALL BOTTLE

 

HARRY: There's only enough for one of us. That's hardly one swallow. LOOK AT EACH OTHER. Which will get you back through the purple flames?

 

HERMOINE POINTS AT THE BOTTLE AT THE RIGHT END OF THE LINE

 

HARRY: You drink that, go back and get Ron. and send Hedwig to Dumbledor, we need him. I might be able to hold Snape off for awhile, but I'm no match for him, really.

 

HERMIONE: But Harry, what if you-know-who's with him?

 

HARRY: Well, I was lucky once, wasn't I? I might get lucky again.

 

HERMOINE DASHES TO HARRY AND CLUTCHES HIS HAND

 

HERMIONE: Harry, you're a great wizard, you know.

 

HARRY: I'm not as good as you.

 

HERMOINE LETS GO OF HARRY'S HAND

 

HERMIONE: Me! Books! And Cleverness! There are more important things, friendship and bravery and oh, Harry be careful!

 

HARRY: You drink first

 

PICKS UP BOTTLE AND TAKES A DRINK. SHE SHUDDERS

HERMIONE: It's like ice.

 

HARRY: Quick, go, before it wears off.

 

HERMIONE: Good luck.

 

HERMOINE TURNS AND WALKS THROUGH PURPLE FIRE. HARRY TAKES DEEP BREATH PICKS UP SMALLEST BOTTLE AND TURNS TOWARD BLACK FLAMES

 

HARRY: Here I come.

 

DRINKS ALL OF FLUID IN LITTLE BOTTLE. WALKS THROUGH BLACK FIRE, AND GOES INTO NEXT ROOM.

 

NARRATOR: Harry steps through the flames, and finds in the room the Mirror of Erised, and……. Professor Quirrle, the defense against the dark arts teacher. Harry is very surprised, but manages to control himself. Quirrel is trying to get the mirror of erised to give him the stone, but to no avail. Harry however realizes that the thing that he wants most in the world is to find the sorcerer’s stone before Quirrle does, so the mirror should show him finding it. Harry is correct. The mirror magic's the stone into his back pocket! But Professor Quirrle begins to unwrap the turban that he always wears, and turns his back to harry. There, on the back of his head is Voldemort, the dark wizard, who demands that harry give him the stone. Harry refuses, and Voldemort attempts to curse him, but at that very moment, just as Voldemort is about to finish him off, Dumbledor arrives, and saves harry, who is then taken up to the hospital wing,

 

Scene twenty three

 

HARRY IS IN BED WITH WHITE SHEETS. DUMBLEDORE IS SITTING ON A CHAIR BY HIS SIDE. HARRY BLINKS HIS EYES, DUMBLEDORE SMILES.

 

DUMBLEDOR: Good afternoon, Harry.

 

HARRY: Sir! The stone! It was Quirrle! He's got the stone! Sir, quick-

 

DUMBLEDOR: Calm yourself, dear boy, you are a little behind the times.  Quarrel does not have the stone. You have been in here three days. Mister Weasely and Miss Granger will be most relieved you have come round, they have been extremely worried.

 

Harry: But sir, the stone-

 

DUMBLEDOR: Very well, the stone. Professor Quirrell did not manage to take it from you. I arrived just in time to prevent that, although you were doing very well on your own, I must say. I feared I might be too late.

 

HARRY: You nearly were, I couldn't have kept him off the stone much longer-

 

DUMBLEDOR: No the stone, boy, you- the effort nearly killed you. For one terrible moment, I was afraid it had. As for the stone, it has been destroyed.

 

HARRY: Sir? I have been thinking even if the stone is gone, Vole-, I mean you-know-who-

 

DUMBLEDOR: Call him Voldemort Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases a fear of a thing itself.

 

HARRY: Yes, sir. Well, Voldemort IS going to try other ways of coming back, isn't he? I mean he hasn't gone has he?

 

DUMBLEDOR: No, Harry, he has not. He is still out there somewhere,. Not being truly alive, he cannot be killed. If he is delayed again, as you have delayed him, and again, why, he may never return to power.

 

HARRY: The invisibility cloak, were you the one who sent it to me?

 

DUMBLEDOR: Your father left it in my possession, and I thought  that you might like it. Useful things, aren’t they?

 

HARRY: And there's something else.

 

DUMBLEDORE: Fire away.

 

HARRY: How did I get the stone out of the mirror?

 

DUMBLEDOR: You see, only one that wanted to find the stone, find it, but not use it would be able to get it. And now, Harry, I must go.

 

NARRATOR: Ah, well. Harry was doing quite well, and as I predicted, Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger were very happy to see him later that day. And now to the end of the year feast.

 

HARRY WALKS IN TO THE DOOR AND SITS DOWN AT THE GRYFFINDOR TABLE

THE HALL WAS DECORATED IN GREEN AND SILVER; SLYTHERIN COLORS DUMBLEDOR STANDS UP TO MAKE SPEECH

 

DUMBLEDOR: Another year gone! Now, as I understand, the house cup, THE GREATEST HONOR that can be awarded to Hogwarts students needs awarding. The way that points tally up now are as follows:

 

Gryffindor: 312

Hufflepuff: 352

Ravenclaw: 426

Slytherin: 472

However, recent events must be taken in to account.

 

To Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best game of chess that Hogwarts has seen in years I award Gryffindor 50 points. To Miss Hermoine Granger, for the use of cool logic in the face of fire. I award Gryffindor 50 points. To Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve, and outstanding courage, I award Gryffindor 60 points. There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award 10 points to Mr. Neville Longbottom.

 

NARRATOR: EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING IN PURE JOY, BECAUSE SLYTHERIN HAS LOST THE HOUSE CUP AND GRYFFINDOR HAS WON!

 

DUMBLEDOR: Which means we need to award the cup to GRYFFINDOR HOUSE!

 

DUMBLEDORE CLAPS HIS HANDS, AND THE DECORATIONS TURN TO RED AND GOLD

 

NARRATOR: Ah yes, that was a wonderful year. As I told Harry, Voldemort isn't gone, but Harry has served a most important part in delaying his return. And breaking about every rule in the Hogwarts rule book I might add. So Harry is back with the Dursleys for the summer, and WILL BE BACK AT HOGWARTS FOR ANOTHER YEAR NEXT YEAR, BUT THAT IS A WHOLE ‘NOTHER STORY.

 

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